Smackdown in Jewel Parking Lot
So finally made it to the grocery store last night. Got all the stuff we were needing: pop, bread, peanut butter, etc. Get to the car to load up. Yo Master D was waiting in the car. His friend J. was in the store with me. YMD get’s out of the car, leaving the door open, we open the trunk and start to load up. A car honks it’s horn at us. I look over, some pissy woman is trying to pull into the spot next to us. She’s all annoyed cuz she can’t pull in. I’m like, “Bitch, you can’t go park on the other side of the aisle? You gotta park here?”
I shut the car door, and she’s still all pissy. J sees her making faces and shit and he’s all snarky too. She’s got some guy with her who looks like a total pansy…and he’s giving us looks like he wants to take us down. As if…
Now, picture this. I am 250 pounds…yeah, I’ll say it in writing online. J is close to 300 pounds. Yo Master D is the skinniest of us all and he’s like 230. The three of us together could suffocate this pansy man with our thumbs… And he thinks he’s going to intimidate us?
J clears his throat with a sound like, “bitch”. Pansy Man shouts “HEY!” And now I’m all worked up thinking, WTF you gunna do to me? What right do you have to be pissy at me? You could have parked ANYWHERE ELSE without honking your horn. This lot is NOT FULL. It’s not like this was the ONLY place to put your car. Maybe next time you’ll park AWAY FROM PEOPLE.
Well they walk off to the store, we’re still loading up the car, and within minutes they come back! Pansy Man is standing with his arms folded staring at us, then he pulls out his phone. Like, what? You gunna call the cops cuz J coughed the word Bitch at you? The cops will tell you the same thing I told you, “you couldn’t park on the other side of the aisle, away from people??” You gunna take down my license number? Well, let me help you, cuz the car is still registered in Oswego. You’ll have a long way to go to continue to intimidate me, bastard.
We finished loading up and drove off without further incident. Yeah, I know totally anti-climactic story. Nothing really happened. But J and I were having fun being angry and intimidating. Pansy Man should know better thant to try to intimidate 500+ pounds of angry white people. We don’t intimidate easily.
