Well…
As my loyal, regular readers may recall, I’ve complained in the past about how underwear for the….larger set….is all utiltarian white. The bigger your butt or bosom the less likely you are to find pretty underwear. Well, I found some cute stuff at Lane Bryant a while ago. One particular pair had watering cans and flowers on it, I thought this pair of bottoms were fun and cute.
Today, I’m in the ladies room, taking care of business, and I’ve got a moment before business begins when I look down at my cute pants….and I see under one watering can it says “My secret garden” and under a group of flowers it says “My flower patch” and I’m just like….NO WAY…My underwear is NOT perverted! But I can’t shake the feeling that walking around in underwear that says “my secret garden” and “my flower patch” all over my ass is just so wrong on so many levels.
Not only do we need to read the labels before buying but now we gotta read the underwear!
UPDATE
It isn’t “My Secret Garden” it is “My SPECIAL Garden” and I find that even MORE disturbing. I can never wear this underwear again.
