Of Phones and Boys
Early Morning
Me: Oh crap, I left my phone on the table at home.
Him: Want to go back and get it?
Me: no…it’s too late now, not a big deal
Later
Him: I was trying to call you, I thought you were on the train already.
Me: Uh…I thought I told you, I left my phone on the kitchen table.
Him: Right…I wonder why it didn’t answer?
Me: Probably the lack of thumbs.
