Things My Boss Must Realize
1. She is NOT the center of the universe. Everyone else has a life and work to do that does not necessarily revolve arond her.
2. A spreadsheet will NOT solve everything.
3. I don’t know why the computers go crazy, I don’t know why the database says one thing while the Word document says another. I did not make that Word document, it’s probably a mistake.
4. I don’t want to work here anymore, if she pushes my buttons again and gives me that sigh and eye roll, I’ll quit and she’ll be fucked.
5. People make mistakes
6. People get distracted
7. People don’t always call back, especially if it is ME calling them and not her.
