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Yeah, I’m a prude

Where do YOU draw the line?

If you were faced with unemployment and running out of money where would you draw the line on accepting or even applying for a job?

If you saw a posting like this:

Phone booker for escorts
You MUST be FEMALE for this job. part time available. AFTER training at my home office, you can do this from home.
You must have a young and sexy voice, NO distractions at home during booking hrs, high speed internet. Experience booking escorts is helpful.
Pls send a short bio and tele # ASAP.

I have a young sounding voice, and I can make it sexy….but no. Just the thought of talking to these skeevy men and having to do sexy talk to them makes me blush. I know there are people who could totally do this job, I am not one of them. There is also the possibility that Douchenozzle would call the line and….eeewww! Yeah, the Ick Factor on that job is way more than I can handle. I did however pass the info along to a couple friends I thought might be more comfortable with the opportunity than I am. Although in one case I was wrong, she’s not comfortable with it either. I haven’t heard back from the other friend yet. If you live in Chicago and think you could do this job and want to know more. Let me know I’ll pass the contact info to you.

IN OTHER NEWS

I heard from several of the govt jobs I applied to. One told me my “score” on the application wasn’t high enough. Another told me they already filled the position. Yet another told me my score was fine and I guess they’ll add me to the pile to move to the next phase in hiring. Maybe I’ll get a call, maybe not. We’ll see… But ya know this agency is one that will never go out of business, so I’d feel secure working there as long as I do my work, ya know? So, fingers crossed that one pans out or any of the 50 other jobs I applied to this month.

I’m attempting to survive the Chicago summer without AC. I haven’t put it in my window yet and I’m going to see how long I can survive without it. Even if I get a job, I want to see how long I can do it. Today is only like the third really HOT day we’ve had, I’m doing OK so far. We’ll see how it goes as this heat keeps up and my arms keep getting stuck to the desk as I type, and well, heat and computers REALLY don’t go together.

Well, that’s all I got for now. It’s late and I’m hungry.

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