WWJD?
Jesus spammed me today…at my work email account.
The subject line says, “Timing is everything”. Apparently Jesus wants me to go to an online pharmacy and order some Cialis, Viagra, Xanax, Valium or Ambien among other drugs. The best deal is on the Valium only $1.79 per pill.
The puzzling thing is the odd string of text under the JPG photo of my 80% savings on pharmaceuticals. It begins:
“”do you havekitty looked offended, and turnedf: no, i wouldn’t like to live near the factory.
reproached him with his poverty, after spending his earnings recklessly. it “thunder of the sofas. there really seemed to be no means of escape, and as they realized
be very industrious during the gay season. but, while apparently amusing themselves”
I’m sure there is some sort of prophecy in this text seeing as how Jesus himself emailed it to me. I MUST investigate. I’ll let you know what I learn. If anyone is interested in exploring the teachings of Jesus via spam, let me know I’ll forward it to you.
