Call in Quit
Me: I considered calling in “quit” today
The Boy: Quit?
Me: Like sick, but quit instead.
The Boy: Oh….but what would you do?
Me: Clean the bathrooms, play EQ2, let the dogs out
The Boy: Wouldn’t you get bored after about 2 weeks?
Me: It would take at least 6 months before I get bored with EQ2.