Message from God
Me: I’m just calling to let you know that I saw Jesus today.
Her: What?
Me: Yeah, I saw Jesus. He had long dark hair, wearing a red robe, something on his head and he was carrying a cross…not a huge one, but it was big yet small enough for him and the cross together to fit in the revolving door to Walgreens.
Her: Are you serious?
Me: Yeah, he didn’t buy anything, he looked around then left going the opposite direction of the bus so I couldn’t get a picture.
Her: So is this the second coming?
Me: I dunno, he was looking at the sunglasses, what could that mean?
Her: We’d better get ready
